what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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