yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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