help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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