You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
