Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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