super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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