So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
how drunk are you?
Several
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