Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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