Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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