what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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