Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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