Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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