fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
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i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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