I wannas sexs uuuuu
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
is it fun? or sober?
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