I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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