We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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