it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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