Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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