Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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