i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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