You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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