On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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