they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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