I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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