not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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