Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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