In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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