my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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