did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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