so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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