I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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