I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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