Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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