i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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