Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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