its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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