You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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