Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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