would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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