Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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