he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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