Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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