im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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