Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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