Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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