people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I deserve this hangover.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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