I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
