Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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