Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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