Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Randomize
