I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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