i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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