Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I have feelings that need drinking.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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