Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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