YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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