I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
its liver damage thursday
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
