As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Randomize
